This is fine dining for VC-funded roughnecks, if John Wayne drove a Cybertruck.

"Before tech, Teslas, Outdoor Voices, Rogan, and 'comedy,' the biggest business in this town was oil, and the second biggest was cows."

Good afternoon, everyone.

I am battling a hangover today after having a late night (martini at Maxime’s, wine at Bemelmans, Pete’s Tavern with varsity Substack Notes user tito baker 🌎 ) so thank you for bearing with me and thank you Terrace Bagels for saving my life.

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