Good afternoon, everyone.
I am laser-focused on getting a Honey Deuce Slushy at Gem Home this week. 🍈
Today’s newsletter includes: Emmanuel Macron wants French people to make babies, an Indian restaurant with 12,000 Google Reviews (almost five stars!) comes to New York, I found a great Hamptons facialist, The RealReal’s 2026 resale report, a Palestinian food pop-up in Brooklyn this weekend, SKIMS’s new hire would dress “literally any woman except Kellyanne Conway,” and Taylor Swift shops at DOEN.
This week on the Feed Me Job Board:
🔥 Hot Smart Rich Media is hiring a Chief of Staff to act as a trusted proxy and operational right hand to CEO, Maggie Sellers Reum, and President, Katie Sellers.
🍴 Caper (the food outlet started by Puck alumni) is hiring an Events Manager to create the framework for event execution — documentation, vendor rolodex, and systems for organizing event needs.
☎️ FuTong & Friends (whose client list includes brands like Prounis and Necessaire) is hiring an Account Manager who will work closely with the agency founder on clients across ‘design’ - fashion, wellness, jewelry, interiors, tech.
I have never for one minute doubted the intellect and speed of the Feed Me readership. Jordan Schneider turned William’s guide to the best yogurt into an interactive map, so you know where to buy them in New York City. Brilliant.
Amagansett is heralding the arrival of John Mayer. Mayer is performing at Stephen Talkhouse tomorrow, and the town is abuzz with themed cocktails and smoothies. I went to Doubles last night for dinner, and the woman working there said that the concert is outside in the parking lot, so even if you don’t have tickets, you might be able to hear the concert from Amagansett Green. The copy on the Doubles smoothies is pretty funny. The whole thing reminds me of one of my favorite onion headlines, BREAKING: Imperial Inspector To Arrive By Railcar This Very Afternoon.
