The Keens secret menu chicken tenders.

"There are no photos of them online, there’s not a single written word about them. I’ve used Google, I’ve asked Claude, there’s no evidence anywhere that these tenders actually exist."

Good morning, everyone.

Last night, I got dinner with J Lee at Il Posto Accanto. The highlight of the specials menu was a savory version of strawberries and cream — sweet-as-candy Campo Rosso tomatoes, stracciatella, and tiny leaves of basil layered like a parfait in a glass. If you have no plans this weekend, that’s a strong option.

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