The Hamptons welcomes bankers larping as hunters.

A private club has been under fire since August of 2022.

I’m upstate for a photoshoot this week so please excuse typos, etc. 💋

• Elon Musk said he’s going to begin to charge everyone to use X. Which I still call Twitter. The comments, which he made during a live-streamed event on X with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, come as the company struggles to regain trust with advertisers. The man is desperate and probably still has some regrets about is monstrous purchase of the social media company. He continued the conversation with, "The single-most important reason we're moving to having a small monthly payment for use of the X system is it's the only way I can think of to combat vast armies of bots."

• Meanwhile, our silly boy Jack Dorsey is taking over Square in place of CEO Alyssa Henry. Earlier this month, Square was hit by global outages that left thousands of businesses unable to access their accounts or process credit-card payments for more than 24 hours, which I knew because Yellow Rose was accepting cash only when I went there. “As CEO of Square, Alyssa Henry helped transform the business into a software-led technology company, guided the team during the uncertainty of global pandemic lockdowns, and expanded our breadth of services for small businesses around the world,” a spokeswoman for Block said. “Square is what it is today in large part because of Alyssa's leadership and we wish her the best in her future endeavors.“ Block’s stock slipped 2% in after-hours trading. His role will be “Square Head” which I love. CAUTIONARY TALE TO EVERY SERIES A STARTUP THAT SAYS “WE’RE DOING TITLES LIKE SQUARE” — YA SOUND SILLY. Founders be returning.

  

  Let’s get this man in a suit again.

• The Burberry Instagram feed looks very good. And it was smart that they hired Mary Berry. And it was smart they hired Bobby Doherty, who has also shot for New York Magazine, Soft Services, Loro Piana, Necessaire……..