The Commodification of Connecticut

How about a $20 GREENWICH t-shirt from Brandy Melville?

And on my second, and final, day in Las Vegas, I flew high above the Valley of Fire and only screamed once..

So I've been trying to write about the Commodification of Connecticut for a few months. I just got served an ad for a $60 "Connecticut Crest T-Shirt" from a brand called Sporty and Rich and it might put me over the edge.