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A banker pizza party gone wrong, Jamie Dimon wears Common Projects.

Good morning.

I always yawn when I see What would your death row meal be? in an interview with someone. It’s kind of like the dream dinner party question. There are a million ways to answer it, and half of them are the wrong answer. Too much pressure, too little payoff.

But then last week, I was on the beach and was drinking a Peroni and eating fried coco…