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Hola from Uruguay. Man, some of you had some wild tips that the world is not ready for yet! I’m not trying to burn down Manhattan while I’m abroad. But I promise to investigate them and report back. As promised, Feed Me After Dark:
Today’s letter includes:
My favorite New York City internet feud of the week
Who will sell first: Call Her Daddy or Glossier?
A sad story for cowboys who love porn
Also one person asked this morning why I write this while I’m on vacation. The short answer is because I want to and like to, but the longer answer will come next week.
Without further ado,