Feed Me: Hamptons Edition

The new titan of New York media has school tomorrow morning.

Hello everyone. You’re reading a Hamptons edition of Feed Me, which is for paid readers only. The reason for that is because it takes a lot of hopping over proverbial hedges, and putting in a significant amount of time getting emotion out of WASPs.

This is what I look like when I report in the summer.

Today’s letter includes:

• The absolute best new store in…